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Kale Sisters Kollaboration

“What is this?” you say.

“Why is there a bag hanging on a sparkling unicorn?”

Because today is a #kaleday which is a part of #kaleweek. Two made up things I created with my oldest, dearest friend Laura. And that bag is one of our new Kale Tote creations.

Laura and I share a dark, bizarre sense of humor, 26 years of watching our mother’s redecorate their kitchens over and over again and a beautiful love affair with cooking and eating.

This strange cocktail of ingredients not only has created a wonderful friendship that has stood the test of time and two continents, but it has also led to the creation of our new kale-themed product line.

The world is a beautiful mystery, as I’ve said before.

Laura and I have been saying for years, YEARS, that we needed to collaborate creatively. And I never dreamed this would be how it would start. But low and behold, we’ve done it. What began as a bumper sticker reading “let them eat quinoa” that Laura’s sister, Chiara, spotted has turned into a much more refined and hilarious twist on Marie Antoinette’s saying paired with my watercolor illustration.

And of course, if you’re going to give a mouse a cookie twist on famous slogan, you MUST try your hand at “Keep Calm and Cary On”, the most abused saying of all time. We happen to think our version is rather surprisingly chic…

You see, as it turns out, kale happens to be the perfect one syllable word to squeeze into preexisting phrases. Kale was already amazing, making people healthy while actually tasting good, and now it turns out to have extraordinary literary skills too. What more could you want in a leafy vegetable?

So we decided it was time to create something, something new and different. Not a set of note cards. Something you could use in your daily, modern life.  And if your daily modern life is anything like ours, then you probably run a lot of errands, and try to cook as healthily/interestingly as you can. So note pads for grocery lists were a must. And a shopping bag to turn the experience of toting around a recyclable bag from granola-hippy to illustration-chic. And voila, this is what we came up with.

So be sure to grab a notepad and/or tote bag before Christmas. These stocking stuffers are perfect for anyone who loves humor, eating, writing detailed lists, shopping and/or my illustrations.

You might even need a few for your self. Don’t you want to join Laura and I and become a Kale Sister? We have big things in store… starting with two delicious ways to enjoy kale.

Laura’s Kale fit for a Queen:

olive oil
1/2 cup finely diced shallot
1 clove garlic, minced
1 large bunch of kale, de-ribbed and chopped into 1-2 inch pieces
3/4 cup chicken stock
1/2 tsp hot red pepper flakes
1/2 cup mascarpone
1 tbs mustard
In a broad, deep sauce pan, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil over low heat. Add 1/2 cup of finely diced shallot and sautee until soft and golden. Once the shallot is cooked, add the chopped kale, minced garlic, hot red pepper flakes, and 3/4 cup chicken stock. Cover the pan and wilt the kale over low heat, about 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. (If the kale is burning on the bottom, add a bit more chicken stock stock.) After 15 minutes- or untilkale is cooked to preferred tenderness- stir in the 1/2 cup mascarpone and 1 tablespoon mustard. Adjust with salt and pepper. Enjoy!

And Inslee’s Kale a la Quinoa:

a reasonable amount of olive oil
1 small onion (diced)
1 cup white quinoa (rinsed)
2 cups of water
3 cups of chopped and deribbed kale
1/3 cup of red wine vinegar
2 teaspoons of dijon mustard
aggressive pinch of red pepper flakes
a hearty handful of pinenuts (toasted)
a very hearty grinding of parmesan cheese
3 strips of bacon (diced)
Cook bacon and set aside to cool.
Heat a medium sauce pan with olive oil and add the onions. Sauté until translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the quinoa and toast it lightly for about 2 minutes before adding kale and water. Bring to a boil and reduce to simmer, cover and cook for 18 minutes. Let it cool and fluff with a fork.
In a small bowl, wisk together the vinegar and mustard with pepper flakes, salt and pepper and then slowly add the olive oil, wisking continuously to emulsify. Mix this with the bacon to create a magical concoction and toss it in with the quinoa, pine nuts and parmesan cheese.

christmas in washington

Hello! Here is an illustration of the ever so handsome O’Reagan family, designed for their Christmas card.

Man in uniform, a beautiful wife and adorable puppies – how could I say no to this project? The picture they sent me of their cavalier king charles to work from actually showed her wearing a sweater and drinking a Starbucks iced coffee.

I mean… I almost printed it out and framed it.

Anyway, this is just one of the many holiday projects that have been keeping me busy this season. I am starting to feel like an Elf! I wonder how the elves find time to shop for their own family’s presents? I don’t know when I’ll get a moment away from the workshop. Busy busy!

Clara

Here’s a sketch of Clara I created for a ballet school in my hometown to help them celebrate their 2012 production of The Nutcracker. Is anyone going to see the ballet?

I am dying to go, I say this every year, and then I never do it. I think subconsciously I have a block against it because I know that it wont be MY version of the Nutcracker and I’ll be disappointed.

Growing up as a ballerina meant that The Nutcracker outranked Christmas and my birthday combined. I lived for it. LIVED FOR IT. It was the single most important part of the year, and finding out what role I was cast in was essentially how I evaluated my entire existence and progress as a human being.

I guess, I was a little bit unhealthily obsessed. I owned multiple books and videos all documenting various versions of the ballet and I would pour over them again and again trying to distinguish all the discrepancies that made each story a little different. No version will ever be as perfect as the one I grew up dancing. I could probably still act the entire thing out for you right now if you put the soundtrack on.

So this one goes out to all you Claras out there. We’re the ones who really know what Christmas is about – magic and wonder.

matchbook cookie exchange

Here’s a little excerpt from the newest issue of Matchbook where you will find me, exchanging cookies with Sabrina Soto.

“What??? Excuse me?” you ask… I know, I can’t believe it either.

When the Matchbook editors, Katie and Jane asked me to stop by the apartment of renowned Target home stylist, Sabrina Soto, with a cookie recipe one Friday afternoon in November, I could barely believe my good fortune. No, I didn’t know Sabrina or why this honor had come to me of all people. But in the words of Dana the conflicted teenage daughter on Homeland to her terrorist father, “sometimes you just have to learn how to say yes when good things happen”

So, I accepted that the world is a beautiful mystery and got to work making my mother’s traditional Christmas candy recipe which she calls “brickle”. I’ve watched her make it countless times and helped most of them. I recalled the melting of butter and sugar on the stove top and watching it turn a delicious dark caramel color, the addition of pecans and then the spreading of melted chocolate over the top… piece of cake (or brickle)! So I was pretty sure I could recreate it easily the morning before the cookie exchange.

Well…

I did not take into account how much the substandard nature of my apartment would affect the outcome. Turns out having a “real life adult” kitchen is the key ingredient my mother had left of the list of things I’d need.

In a real adult kitchen you have things like a stove whose flame intensity levels can be adjusted beyond “burned to death” and “off”. Ideally this stove would also be level with the ground, instead of the less well-known version I am stuck with which offers a slight incline causing food to pool in one side of the pan while the side of the pan at a higher elevation burns to crisp. There would also not be a migratory mouse that occasionally lives under your stove on his way to other apartments.

Man, I hate my stove almost as much as my love seat.

Oh and you would also have a candy thermometer to measure the exact temperature (hard crack stage) at which the butter and sugar turns to toffee. And the necessary space next to the stove to quickly pour the hellishly hot toffee mixture out onto a sheet pan at the moment it crystalizes, creating perfect shiny candy.

Guess what is next to my stove.

My shower.

Anyway, making my recipe for the cookie exchange was daunting thanks to the evil and insufficient nature lurking in the very fiber of my apartment.

But on the THIRD try, I managed to make the recipe just like I remembered it with time to pop it in a tin and race up town to meet Sabrina and the lovely fellow matchbook girls ready to exchange cookies with me. It was wonderful to see my old friends Mackenzie and Roxy and to meet new friends too.

All in all, it was a fun, sugar-high afternoon with good company and delicious recipes. You can find all of them in the new December issue so be sure to read it!

December, at last

December, at last. Can you believe another year is winding down? Time to change the calendar one last time for 2012 and maybe take this opportunity to also order your 2013 calendar! They’re flying off the shelf, hurry and get yours too!

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